Original Pinoy Jokes

Babae: nong! Sakay ko!
Driver: cge! Asa man ka?
Bbae: diha lang sa kanto! Naay bayad ang bata?
Driver: ay libre lang kay duol man.
Bbae: ah, ang mosabak naay bayad?
Driver: wala gihapon!
Bbae: cge nak! Sabaka ko...

Husband: may malaki akong problema.
Wife: wag mo sabihin problema MO lang, problema NATIN
dahil nagmamahalan tayo.ngayon ano problema natin?
Husband: nabuntis NATIN si inday at TAYO ang ama..

Customer: Day, kape.
Tindera: Tag P10 na ra ba.
Customer: Diba tag P8 ra na? Tindera: Nimahal naman
gud ang gasolina. Customer: Ah, ayaw na lang butangig
gas

.."spread love wherever you go. Let no one ever come to your without feeling better or happier. You are the expression of God's kindness"..

thoughts to ponder..

..a person who truly loves you is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while others do believe in your smile..

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Just a thought from someone

is it wrong to give a hug, to give a kiss, to make memories even though you are not lovers? It maybe, but remember, the sweetest things are gained accidentally.